grammar and punctuation

dear clownfacetoiletpaperhead,
yes, you.

ahaha, just kidding. my face hurts, i'm officially totally disowning grammar forever. you were never my child, grammar. and. punctuation. and slelping. aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha, i am a rebel. do you know about margaret cavendish? i am learning about her in my supersexy women's lit before 1800 class and she's cool because she made up her own grammar and punctuation and you know, it works, for me anyway.

i slept 11 hours last night and then took a NAP this afternoon. a 3 hour nap. i'm fabulous.

i'm going to quit my web design learning job because it is too hard to conform my schedule to that of the tram, it is too hard to go off campus ya know? i dunno. now i have to get another one. maybe my teacher for my rightnow webdesign class will hire me. basically, i'm lame, you're cool, okay? okay.

everything sucks except i have a whole poundcake on the top shelf of the fridge, the shelf that is mine all mine and you CAN'T TOUCH IT!!!!! OR I WILL CALL DOWN GODFIRE! DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW! I GREW UP PENTECOSTAL, YA KNOW!

saw elf on saturday with my kid sister and we all (i.e., both) agreed that the best parts were when

1) will ferrell got hit by a taxi.
2) will ferrell jumped on a christmas tree and fell backwards, taking the tree with him.

this is because will ferrell's movie sucked big time and he now owes us $14. put the check in the mail, will, i don't want to meet you ever.

i think it would be nice if y'all bought tony pierce's blook II: for your patootie, because yeah.

shhh, just trust, okay? shhh, shhh, just trust.

hey, homies: USC KICKED UCLA IN THE BALLS THIS WEEKEND!!! if there is one regret i have it's not becoming best friends with a football player because they're really big and strong. i dig it. plus i dig when mike williams scored the first touchdown and saluted the crowd, you go mike! woohoo, trojan pride! and we all know what this means!!! it means bookstore sale! 47% off!! which means i get to buy those buttshorts that say usc across the (you guessed it) butt!

my face still hurts. i'm gonna go read margaret cavendish. leave me lots of comments, k? love you.

p.s. i miss the pink, too. it is like self-mutilation, this white. white white white white paaaaaaain. how about one more day or two more and then i'll change it and we can be friends again? don't hate me, please?